Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

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Q: What did the comet say as it whizzed past Uranus?

A: How about giving me a ring sometime?


Q: Why is Neptune so blue?


A: Because it wants to be closer to its Sun.


Q: What kind of doughnuts do dwarf planets like best?


A: Munchkins.


Q: Why is Earth glad to be so far away from Jupiter?


A: Because Jupiter is such a gassy planet.


Q: Why didn’t the moon have ice cream for dessert?


A: It was too full.





Looking for more super silly jokes about the space beyond Earth? Check out Out of this World Jokes About the Solar System.



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